Crap Sandwich Customer Service Templates
35+ Pieces of Perfectly Crafted Swipe Copy for Your Awkward Business Circumstances
😬 Need to tactfully extract yourself from a situation?
😡 The red mist of rage making it hard to be a bona fide pRoFeSsIoNaL?
😰 Social awkwardness got you in a choke hold?
The Crap Sandwich Customer Service Templates cover a variety of tricky (and/or awkward) circumstances, and include...
🥪 The Crap Sandwich Approach to Customer Service, because if you're gonna build a whole digital product on the metaphor of a sandwich, you better explain why.
📱 Tips & Tricks for Templating Your Awkward Interactions, including how to reply to DMs in under 5 seconds (actually), and ways to manage your inbox while being a boundary-holding icon.
✏️ Swipe Beginning & Ending Templates and Request a Template, so you can feel completely prepared for the next time someone decides to get sassy in your inbox.
👀 5 Sets of Scenario Templates, covering general business & life, service clients, courses & programme questions & scenarios, and product business copy & pastes.
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📱 Tips & Tricks for Templating Your Awkward Interactions, including how to reply to DMs in under 5 seconds (actually), and ways to manage your inbox while being a boundary-holding icon.
👀 5 Sets of Scenario Templates, covering general business & life (no, I'm afraid my brain is not available for picking), service clients, courses & programme questions & scenarios, and product business copy & pastes.
✏️ Swipe Beginning & Ending Templates, when you know what you want to say, but you want to make it - well, less awkward.
📝 Request a Template, in case you find yourself nervously anticipating the next time someone gets sassy in your inbox.
